Pretend You Care

The fellow in middle is Arvil and
one of the others is Eric.
You might know that right now I don’t have a man in my life.  That means a boyfriend, lover, significant other, husband or sweetheart.  And you might agree that there is nothing wrong with that.  There are a few that might go as far as to say… “Lucky You”.  Well what you might not know is I have two pretend boyfriends.  Eric & Arvil.  They are real men, but pretend boyfriends.  I started thinking about three years ago that just the idea that someone cares about me is all I really want.  So I asked Arvil if he’d just act like he cared.  He didn’t exactly say no, so I took it as an affirmative.  I think I ended up married this way once too.  Then when I was on the telephone with Eric, whom I have never met (he is a friend of Arvil’s and we bonded over a common concern for the big Latvian knucklehead) I asked him if he would be interested in being my pretend boyfriend.  I said, “all you have to do is call me once in a while and pretend you care”.  He was in.

So every once in a while I will get a call from Arvil or Eric and they say sweet things like, “How’ve you been”, “Man, I miss you” and “Babe, it’s been too long”.  My heart rate and blood pressure do all the things they would do if they were real boyfriends, so there is a benefit without the… without the .. hum, what is it I am missing?

Well, I will tell you what I am missing.  A big old smile, a hug and an I Love You.  That is just something that I would love to get every morning and every evening.  What do you think you’d miss the most if your sweetheart wasn’t coming home anymore?  And if you don’t have a sweetheart, would you settle for a pretend one?  

Tomorrow, I suppose I’ll get up, smile, give myself a hug and remind myself that I Love You.  

Sweet Dreams Sweet Hearts.  I Love You Too.  Amy

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